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Hi-ya! Ya, ya!

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So you might ask
why I've got an eye patch

3
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and I'm in an epic sword fight.
Ya! Ya!

4
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Here be the rewind! Ya!

5
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Yes!

6
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I'm guessing your excitement
is not over this mini cheese?

7
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We're in the final!

8
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Oh, yes!

9
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You said that was impossible.
I know.

10
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But somehow,
the Cheetahs beat the Lions.

11
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We squashed the Serpents.

12
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Then we crushed the Cheetahs.

13
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So we qualified for the final
against the Comets!

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AKA Team Jessica?

15
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Do you think you can win?

16
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I just scored 13 points in front
of Jeremy and he winked at me!

17
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Or maybe he had something
in his eye.

18
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But basically,
I can do anything!

19
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You can't eat that!

20
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It's a car snack for Jim.

21
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Yellow is his favourite flavour.

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I can even pretend to be happy
that my coach is taking my mum

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on a... romantic break.

24
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Urgh!

25
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However, I still can't talk to Jamie
without totally humiliating myself.

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But I've learned with basketball,

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practice makes perfect!

28
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Everyone does this, right?

29
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How did Jim trick your mum
into going out with him?

30
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I need tips. Is there a manual?

31
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Even if there was, you still
wouldn't be Jessica's type.

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I'm everyone's type!

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Fit, cunning prank master general,
with no body odour...

34
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...usually.

35
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Do I? Everyone's obsessed.

36
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Mum and Jim, you and Jessica,
Aoife and Jamie.

37
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It's all a bit pathetic.

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Zara!

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It's OK, Mum, I'll get it.

40
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Oh, Jamie, you're so funny.

41
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I've been waiting for this moment.

42
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What? You want to kiss me?

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Aoife, I'm downstairs!

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Huh! Nothing!

45
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Would you care to peruse
our extensive range of beverages?

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I'm not staying long.

47
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We have flasks.

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May I suggest
a divine elderflower cordial,

49
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which is particularly
refreshing on the go?

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Conor, stop being weird.

51
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I wasn't! Was I?

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RECORDING: Oh, Jamie,
you're so funny.

53
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I've been waiting for this moment.

54
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Jackpot!

55
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Where are you girls off to?

56
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To celebrate our win with
a ceremonial joining of ice cream

57
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and chocolate sauce. Laters!

58
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You were being kind and mannerly.
Girls like that.

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And good dental hygiene.

60
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I thought girls like
epic prank masters.

61
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What wally told you that?

62
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Oh, hi, Clanger.

63
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So, now that we've toasted
our amazing success...

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Mm! Yummy tick.

65
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...next on the agenda,
how's Aoife going to ask out Jamie?

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She should pin a love poem
on a collar of an adorable puppy!

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Cringe.

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She should appeal
to his brain with a riddle.

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What can you break
even if you don't touch it?

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Wind.
The answer's a heart!

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Oh.

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She should just rock up and be like,
"Oi, Jamie, are you in or out?"

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Decided on your tactics with Jamie.

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Be bold, fearless...
...and a teeny bit rude.

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Yes, I like it!

76
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Great! Go ahead.

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Perhaps more research is needed.

78
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It's good that Jessica's
OK with it, anyway.

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You did ask her permission,
didn't you?

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Why do I need her permission?

81
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It's six days until the final.

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Last thing we need is beef
with the Comets' best player.

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So she's Jamie's ex. Who cares?

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ALL: She does!

85
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And you should too,
if you really care about this team.

86
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Well, when you put it like that,
I can't really say no, can I?

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Can I?

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Thought not.

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Here is a list of all the lists
I've left around the house.

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I don't see the list for the goodies
that you've left us

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to ease your mummy guilt
at going away.

92
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That's because I don't feel guilty.

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It's a short trip,
and Jim and I are very casual.

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It's just a few flowers.

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Your bags, Your Highness?

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Clanger's on the case.

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Literally.

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Come on, get up.

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Oh!

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Your chariot awaits! The chewing gum
scraped out as promised.

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THEY GIGGLE

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Ooh!

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The good biscuits are in
the cupboard under the stairs.

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You can have some too, as a tip.

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Result!

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Be good for Uncle Ben!

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He'll be here when you get
back from school.

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Bonne fromage!

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We've learned an important
lesson here today.

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That we have good biscuits?

111
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Yeah. And the whole manly thing
really does pay off.

112
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So when are you going to try it on
Jessica? Tonight.

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Here, at your party.

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Despite the name, Fun Uncle Ben
is definitely not fun.

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We can't have a party if he's here.
IF he's here.

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DIAL TONE
No. Hi, it's Ben.

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Leave a message.

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Hi! RECORDED VOICE: Uncle. Uncle.
Brother.

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Ben. Ben. Plain old Ben.

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I'm feeling sick,
so I'm staying at home.

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Don't come. Or else...

122
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Or else, you'll get sick too.

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COUGHING

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Yuck!

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It's party time!

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FAKE LAUGHING

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Ugh, look at her. She's so fake!

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Hey, Jess!

129
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Well done on the final.

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Same to you, Aoife!

131
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Silver will be such
a good colour on you guys.

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Joke's on her.
Silver brings me out in a rash!

133
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So I was going to ask Jamie out.

134
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He's a baller, I'm a baller.

135
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We have a lot in common.
But the girls said I need, like,

136
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your written permission
or something.

137
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Oh, don't be silly.

138
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My verbal permission is fine.

139
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Oh, OK. So can I? No.

140
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Will that be all?

141
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What's she going to do about it?

142
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Jump between us every time
I try and ask him?

143
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Jamie...

144
00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:04,680
ARGH!

145
00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,920
So, did Jessica submit?

146
00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:17,000
Um, maybe I can phrase this in a way
that's not technically lying.

147
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She was actually surprisingly
quite nice.

148
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Like tuna on a pizza? Exactly.

149
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You should ask him right now!

150
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No, Jessica! It's the perfect time.

151
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Just let me dab your insta tan.

152
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By the way, if you see Jessica,
maybe don't mention this to her.

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PHONE RINGING

154
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Hey, Mum, how's your trip?

155
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Aoife? The signal's bad.

156
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And I think Jim
might be a little lost.

157
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Not lost. Just taking a tour
of some local highlights.

158
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Did you phone Funcle Ben
and pretend to be me?

159
00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:02,399
No. Was I supposed to?

160
00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,239
Your brother's up to something.

161
00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:05,759
Do I need to come home?

162
00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:08,119
Next stop, the pencil museum.

163
00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:09,519
The what?

164
00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,630
It's OK, Mum. I'll find out what's
going on.

165
00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:16,799
I was going to take
you to the broken pencil museum,

166
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but that would have been pointless!

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THEY LAUGH

168
00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:31,479
Here we are. Party invites. I think
Zara's going to like the theme.

169
00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:35,319
Zara? Jessica's name is not Zara.

170
00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:37,279
Keep up.

171
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Don't tell them about the party.

172
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,720
Ooh! Did someone say...

173
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...party? You had one job!

174
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Strategy board game
tournament party?

175
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,959
This is why you pretended
to be mum to Funcle Ben?

176
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That was your theme idea?

177
00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,679
Who wouldn't enjoy reliving
the military endeavours

178
00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:02,160
of the Roman Empire?

179
00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:06,999
It sounds awesome!

180
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,279
Maybe it's a good thing
the party's off.

181
00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:12,479
Hang on. This is the perfect way
to see Jamie

182
00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,919
outside of school without Jessica.

183
00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,639
The party stays on.

184
00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,639
What about Mum? I'll handle her.

185
00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:20,519
And I'll be assuming control.

186
00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,519
I'm changing the theme.

187
00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,399
So what's the new theme?

188
00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:27,879
I'm seeing unicorn water features
in your hallway.

189
00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,439
No. No unicorns.

190
00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,800
But you guys can help me with this.

191
00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,400
SCHOOL BELL RINGS

192
00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:41,079
Why do you want to know
the best party I ever went to?

193
00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,800
For a history project.
Vital research.

194
00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:48,160
And if you don't tell us,
we'll all fail school.

195
00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,239
And blame you.

196
00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:54,799
OK, well, I'll have to think.

197
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,199
We need this data instantaneously.

198
00:11:57,200 --> 00:12:00,399
Answer quickly, pretty boy.

199
00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:01,999
Right. OK.

200
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,480
Um, best party ever?

201
00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:10,520
My seventh birthday party.

202
00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,319
We can't be lost.

203
00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:25,279
There's that squirrel
from the brochure.

204
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:27,759
PHONE RINGING
Aoife? Hi, Brid.

205
00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:30,159
It's brother Ben here, actually.

206
00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:33,679
I popped by the school
on the way to your house.

207
00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:35,920
Here's Aoife to confirm my story.

208
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:40,839
Hi, Mum. Uncle Ben's here.
Everything OK?

209
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,039
He sounds a bit formal.

210
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,999
Yeah, he said something
about a job interview later.

211
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,959
Anyway, got to go!

212
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,880
Aoife?
LINE GOES DEAD

213
00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:57,519
And that is how it's done!
Break out the good biscuits!

214
00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,479
We have good biscuits?
I've seen them myself.

215
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:02,199
Excellent! Now let's see what
Jamie-inspired party themes

216
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,320
the others have discovered.
Check it!

217
00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,560
ALL: Arrrr!

218
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:30,199
This seemed a lot cooler on paper.

219
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:33,159
Jamie loves pirates, ever
since his seventh birthday party.

220
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,639
Nostalgia is on trend.

221
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,799
The past is the future.

222
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,759
Anything with a skull
and crossbones wins my vote.

223
00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:42,159
Pirates captured Caesar, so your
original theme lives on, in a way.

224
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:45,759
Wait. Pirates have Mrs Colgan's dog?

225
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:49,279
She means Julius Caesar,
the Roman Emperor?

226
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,279
Not your neighbour's pug.

227
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:52,639
Is this a bit weird?

228
00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,359
I mean, should we really
be doing this?

229
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:57,519
Pirates are so cool!
Are you really going to do this?

230
00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:59,599
We arrrrr!

231
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,239
Citizens of Midvale!

232
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:04,119
My name is Captain... er, No Beard!

233
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,799
And this canteen
is now under my control.

234
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,239
Be warned!

235
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:11,159
You're all invited to my shindig,
but you'll need an invitation

236
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,480
because we're limited on spaces.

237
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:20,160
No!

238
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,599
Sadly, list is full.

239
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,719
Will that be all? No, it isn't.

240
00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,319
My house. My party! MY party.

241
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,480
This is mutiny. It's lame anyway.

242
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,359
This is it!

243
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:37,640
No more Mr Nice Clanger! Fight!

244
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,480
It's Holt! Run!

245
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,959
Thanks to this infantile display,
my lunch is now cold.

246
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,719
Nobody likes cold soup.

247
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,799
The Spanish people do.

248
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,279
Gazpacho.

249
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:10,599
I'm also quite partial.

250
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,279
Perfect on a hot day.

251
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:16,359
Why thank you, soup professors,
for that fascinating insight

252
00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:20,359
into your specialised subject -
boring everyone to tears!

253
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:23,159
I'm putting my minestrone
in the microwave now.

254
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,879
When I return, I want whoever
is responsible for this

255
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,799
pirate lunacy to confess.

256
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:32,080
Otherwise, you'll all spend
the rest of your lives in detention!

257
00:15:32,081 --> 00:15:36,119
If I own up to it now,
he'll call my mum and the party

258
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,079
will be cancelled! Justice!

259
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:40,199
You deserve a flogging!

260
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,640
What happened to Mr Nice Clanger?

261
00:15:44,521 --> 00:15:47,879
Maybe he'll take the fall for this.

262
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,919
But only if you invite Jessica.

263
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:53,439
Why her? There's literally
so many other girls.

264
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,519
Lindsay Smith
just got her braces off.

265
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:59,120
Yeah, and now she's pretty
much always doing this...

266
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:04,239
It's weird. But Jessica's
going to ruin everything

267
00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,840
between me and Jamie.

268
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:15,359
Look, if you invite Jessica,
I'll keep her away from Jamie.

269
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,839
Why would you do that?

270
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:21,679
Because now that I've looked
deep within, I realise that I...

271
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,559
You know what?
I actually don't care.

272
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,080
Deal!

273
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,959
So the canteen battle,
whilst unplanned,

274
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:34,559
got everyone super psyched
for my party!

275
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,079
It's so weird.

276
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,719
I was just talking to your friends
about my pirate party,

277
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,719
and now you're having one.

278
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:43,359
I know, almost like it was planned!

279
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,559
Except it totally wasn't.

280
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,640
Uh, I'll see you later, then?

281
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,159
I mean, slightly weird
he likes pirates,

282
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,399
but at least I'll have him
all to myself,

283
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:58,680
and there's nothing Jessica
can do about it. Ha-harr!

284
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,240
Still need to work on that one.

285
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,439
CLEARS THROAT

286
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,639
Please accept a personal invitation
to my party,

287
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:16,399
and a selection of good biscuits
if you say yes.

288
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,919
Hey, pirate buddy!

289
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:21,039
Please don't call me that.

290
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,640
It's so nice of you to let
Aoife ask Jamie out.

291
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,879
Love rules!

292
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,799
It's not like you had a choice.
He obviously fancies her.

293
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,839
It was still a nice thing to do.

294
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,519
Hopefully he says yes.

295
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,879
You mean she hasn't asked him yet?

296
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,319
That's what the party's for.

297
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:40,559
Jamie's loved pirates
ever since he was little.

298
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,960
That's true!

299
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,439
But not as much as clowns.

300
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:48,159
Really? Oh, yes.

301
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,999
He had one at his fifth
birthday party,

302
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,799
and I don't think he'll ever,
ever forget it.

303
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,520
Aoife needs this fresh data, now!

304
00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,360
Oh, Clangy!

305
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:02,959
Does this mean you'll come?

306
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,120
I wouldn't miss it for the world!

307
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:08,920
Yes!

308
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,800
Hey, we're parrot pals!

309
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,639
Hey, we're parrot pals!

310
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:25,119
Only we are allowed to make fun of
Zara.

311
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:27,240
But I was being a parrot.

312
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,199
You're not Jessica.

313
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,399
Thankfully! Hair's not supposed
to be that shiny.

314
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,439
Only in dreams.

315
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,680
Coats!

316
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,480
I'm still doing manners.

317
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:56,399
What time did Aoife book
the clown for?

318
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,840
Change of plan!

319
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,159
Why hire something Jamie loves,

320
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,600
when I can BE something Jamie
loves?!

321
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,960
You complete me, Aoife.

322
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,760
Stop it!

323
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,719
It's like a kids' party. Yeah.

324
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,839
I think that's why I kind
of like it.

325
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,199
I always remember
your fifth birthday.

326
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,519
Don't even go there!
What was it again

327
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:29,799
that totally freaked you out?

328
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,840
Here's Chuckles!

329
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,559
JAMIE GASPS

330
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:38,680
I need to go into the other room,
right now!

331
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,999
Not the reaction I'd hoped for.

332
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,959
Oh, yes! Now I remember.

333
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,159
Jamie has an extreme phobia
of clowns.

334
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,799
Silly me!

335
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,840
I'll go make sure he's OK.

336
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:57,200
He hates clowns? He hates me?

337
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,280
OK, let's do a recap.

338
00:20:01,381 --> 00:20:04,159
So I've been crushing on Jamie.

339
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,919
Jamie?

340
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,920
And I was all set on asking him out.

341
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,839
But then Zara was like, "Make sure
Jessica's cool with it."

342
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,559
You did ask her permission,
didn't you?

343
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,160
But Jess was like... No...

344
00:20:17,161 --> 00:20:21,199
And so I threw an awesome party
for Jamie and dressed up

345
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,199
as a clown! And he was like,
"Ah, my eyes!"

346
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,759
I need to go into the other room.

347
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,559
So now I'm going to...

348
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,839
...hide in my room
for the rest of my life!

349
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:34,560
Come on, Aoife,
it's not your fault.

350
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,559
Only a smeeny bit.

351
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:42,319
What if every time Jamie sees me,
all he can think about is clowns?

352
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:46,959
I'm finding it hard myself,
but that's probably just me.

353
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,479
Maybe a few other people?

354
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,599
You need to change!

355
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,839
I know, I'm too impulsive!

356
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:57,359
I always bagsy the last doughnut,
and my feet are massive!

357
00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:58,559
Your outfit?

358
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,880
There is no problem that
can't be solved with clothes.

359
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,839
What's in this cupboard?

360
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,840
Nobody! I mean, nothing!

361
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:15,200
Maybe my mum's got something useful.

362
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:26,319
So, uh... Would you care to peruse
our extensive range of beverages?

363
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:27,480
What?

364
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,959
May I suggest a divine elderflower
cordial,

365
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,960
which is particularly
refreshing on the go?

366
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,680
Why are you being so weird?

367
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,800
Hey, come on, cheer up.

368
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,239
Why did the clown go to the doctors?

369
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:59,200
Can you please stop talking?
Can you stop?

370
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,160
Yeah, OK. Sorry.

371
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,959
It was because he slept funny.

372
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,640
That was the punch line.

373
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:14,440
I'll take it from here, Conor.

374
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,519
You look amazing!

375
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,519
I slay!

376
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,280
? Hey!

377
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:43,920
? Hey!

378
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,560
? Hey!

379
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,480
? Hey! ?

380
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,279
Have you seen Jessica?

381
00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:00,240
Oh, let's take the pirates
apple bobbing!

382
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:07,959
? Hey! ?

383
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,959
You need to help me with Jessica.
What?

384
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,839
No, I'm in the lead. You owe me!

385
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,919
Oh, come on, Clanger. It's OK.

386
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,479
Jessica's just not that interested.
Why not?

387
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,159
I was polite and mannerly.

388
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,760
Mannerly's not even a word.
Yes, it is.

389
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,399
Yes!

390
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,560
Off to the galley for a drink.

391
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,040
? You can't see the woods
for the trees... ?

392
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:44,199
The dancing...
My dancing is very good.

393
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,200
THEY GIGGLE

394
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,760
That's it. Time to get prankerly!

395
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,959
? Back to you

396
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,360
? Back to you... ?

397
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,519
OK, so update.

398
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:03,639
He's laughed at all my bad jokes
and looked me deeply in the eyes.

399
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:04,690
Twice!

400
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,719
Three times!

401
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,399
So, thanks for inviting me.

402
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,479
It's been fun.
I mean, daft, but fun.

403
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,960
Yeah, that's what I was going for.

404
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,279
Heart fluttering!

405
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:24,279
RECORDING PLAYS: Oh, Jamie,
you're so funny.

406
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,200
Uh... OK. Thanks.

407
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,000
RECORDING: I've been waiting
for this moment.

408
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,999
Yeah. Yeah, I have too.

409
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,719
Wait, how are you doing that?

410
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,039
RECORDING:
Wait, you want to kiss me?

411
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:40,759
Oh, please, no!

412
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:44,599
RECORDING: Oh, Jamie,
you're so funny.

413
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,799
I've been waiting for this moment.
LAUGHTER

414
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:51,439
RECORDING:
Wait, you want to kiss me?

415
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:54,440
Oh, Jamie, you're so funny.

416
00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,910
MOCKINGLY: Oh, Jamie,
you're so funny.

417
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,599
This is worse
than a thousand clowns.

418
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,680
Somebody please save me!

419
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,679
What have you done to my house?

420
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,319
And why are you all dressed
as pirates?

421
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:15,079
And why have you got
an inflatable pencil?

422
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,159
My old one burst. Everyone out!

423
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,760
Including the scarecrow.

424
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,520
Oh.

425
00:25:31,011 --> 00:25:35,119
You know, I had nothing
to do with that, right?

426
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,200
He's your friend. Aoife's ours.

427
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:40,679
Your girlfriend's mad!

428
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,079
She's not my girlfriend.
And she's not going to be,

429
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,879
because you ruined that, too.

430
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:49,720
Oh, so? Who needs that stupid love
stuff when you're a prank master?

431
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,720
Gross. Stupid. Rubbish.

432
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,279
But that's enough about the party.

433
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,559
I don't want to talk to you.

434
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,120
Well, what about him?

435
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,799
Clangy said the whole video thing
was a deep fake?

436
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:17,039
It's amazing what you can do
with technology!

437
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,359
Forget it. It was real.

438
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:21,999
Oh! You idiot! Go home, Clanger!

439
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,040
Tell Conor I tried my best.

440
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:28,359
Um, I have to go.

441
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:30,440
I have, uh, bin juice.

442
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,759
Bin juice?

443
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,159
Oh! Wait, wait a sec.

444
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:40,559
Before Clanger came, I was hiding
here waiting for you anyway.

445
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,839
Um, OK. Sorry. That sounds weird.

446
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:48,479
Um, I mean, I was just watching you
through the window and...

447
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,759
OK. Also weird.

448
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:54,319
Is that actually verbal diarrhoea?
Thought that was my thing.

449
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:58,639
Look, what I'm trying to say, badly,
is that I want to talk to you.

450
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,399
If this is about the video,
I know how to kiss!

451
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,119
I mean, I've done it loads!

452
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:05,600
Well, not loads.

453
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,919
See? It is my thing!

454
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:13,439
Yeah, I've done a bit too, but not
with anyone that I really liked.

455
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:14,959
What about Jessica?

456
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,759
Yeah, I mean, she's lovely.

457
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,199
Urgh! Really?

458
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,040
But she's not you.

459
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:23,800
I like you.

460
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:28,959
Oh, this is happening,
and it couldn't be more perfect!

461
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,879
Aoife! Toilet's blocked.

462
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,359
Some idiot left a clown wig in
there.

463
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:37,160
Here, put it in the bin. Urgh! I've
got to go.

464
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,560
He likes me!

465
00:27:40,610 --> 00:27:45,160
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